U-Haulin' Ass With My Father-In-Law

While driving a truck full of furniture from San Antonio to Dallas this past weekend, I was taken aback by my father-in-law asking me if "that girl who sang 'The Loco-Motion' died."

"You mean Little Eva? Yeah, I think she did die," I responded in a rather flummoxed manner.

I hope he wasn't asking about Kylie Minogue...